What the hell happened to Jessica Simpson In only a few months, shes gone from ditzy blonde Id probably bang if I had few six-packs in me to celebrity most likely to be found on Hollywood Blvd at 3am wearing fishnet stockings. It looks like she broke into mommys makeup drawer and is experimenting with lipstick for the first time. What a goddamn train-wreck. Love ya Jess. Call me.
