Oh Jessica Alba, you cruel temptress and star of such blockbuster films as Too Soon for Jeff and P.U.N.K.S., why doth thou frustrate us with your whorish see-through dresses She looks so damn hot in these photos, it physically hurts me. I literally have pain in my stomachoh sure the rational side of me is saying its probably from the motor oil I chugged an hour ago, but, hah, I spit in the face of rationality!
