In the October 2006 issue of Allure magazine, Jessica Simpson proclaimed that the way to her heart was through accepting her father, Creepy Pa Joe.
When asked by the interviewer if she thought her fathers overarching role in her life contributed to the end of her marriage, and if any man could compete with her father, Jessica simply had this to say:
I think any man who is intimidated by that
relationship, I dont want to be with.
She further went on to say that shes not the type of girl who sleeps around.
I am not the woman or girl or something in-between.Hmmmmm.how do I say this correctly
Im not the woman wholl just sleep with you. Ill sleep next to you - with my clothes on!
Thats called a tease, (says the interviewer.)
Ive been told before thats what I am, she says laughing.
Seriously, I do think its important to have an
emotional connection first before you have a
connection sexually. I believe there is no other way to have great sex. She grabs the rooster hanging around her neck. This is my cock! she jokes. This is about as raunchy as I get these days. I dont have a cock at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I went antiquing. I saw it and said to myself, Ive found my cock! Ive found my man!
Whoah, Ken Paves hairspray seems to have permanently killed the brain cells in poor Jessicas head. How this girl goes from talking about her father, to being a tease, and then going gaga for cock is just crazy.
Does she really think we are going to believe she is sleeping with her clothes on next to John Mayer Also, does Creepy Pa Joe approve of her relationship with John Because if he doesnt, Johns going be out of Jessicas life faster than you can say Lachey.
source: celebitchy.com
