According to the upcoming issue of the National Enquirer, everyones favorite Jew hater, Mel Gibson, was spotted in Austin, Texas, throwing back a cold one:
I couldnt believe my eyes. Mel Gibson was swigging a Bud with two adoring young women hanging on his every word, the tab quotes a musician named Steven Smith as saying. Smith claims that the alleged incident occurred at Stubbs Bar-B-Q on Sept. 22 at around 1:15 a.m. According to Smith, about 75 people were at the bar, but Gibson and his group were in an area that was cordoned off so no one could bother him. Another unnamed source backs up the claim, telling the Enquirer He definitely was drinking Budweiser. I saw him.
I dont really give a shit that Mel Gibson is drinking again. I just think its cool that huge Hollywood megastars still drink beer. I always figured they drank 200-year-old scotch out of jewel-encrusted goblets while laughing at the plight of the working man, lighting cigars with hundred dollar bills, and shooting bald eagles with their pure-gold shotguns.
