- Anna Nicole Smiths other (read: legitimate) lawyer quit because she held a mock wedding and sold the pics and still cant be bothered to bury her son. Or, if you prefer Farks version, because shes bat shiat insane [CNN]
- While I cant be bothered to take a stand on this, an editorial in the NY Post rightly points out that Madonna does everything for publicity, that shes skirting the laws of Malawi by going home with an infant without serving as a foster parent in the poor nation for two years first, and that she could have just helped out the family, which includes a living father and grandmother. [NY Post] [via]
- Now that Angelina Jolie is playing a biracial woman, why doesnt Brad Pitt take a role as Kofi Annan [Yahoo! News]
- Thandie Newton says shes shocked that Angelina Jolie will be playing a black woman, but that shes not going to criticise or judge her until Ive seen the film, that would be wrong of me. [The Sun]
- The Mexican fisherman who survived by fishing off a boat in the Pacific for nine long months will get at least $3.8 million for a movie version of their incredible story [Yahoo! News]
source: celebitchy.com
