George “Manwhore Clooney says his sex-fueled past would ruin his chances for President:
I couldn’t run for office. I’ve slept with far too many women. I have a very keen interest in political issue, but if I decided to run for office there would be a few juicy stories dragged back from the depths. I’ve also done far too many drugs and been to too many wild parties.
Diplomacy in the Clooney Administration would probably involve a lot of fornication. A war brewing between Thailand and Korea Orgy. Mass airline strike Hookers + beer = orgy. In fact, I can’t think of one situation where having an orgy isn’t the solution.
source: celebitchy.com
