That pathetic loser Candy Spelling is at it again.
The senile old bag has been in the news lately for shafting daughter Tori Spelling and for writing letters to new daddy Larry Birkhead and the jail-bound Paris Hilton. Now she’s desperate for attention again and picking yet another fight via TMZ.com.
Of course, she’s lambasting Britney Spears.
As if getting the revelation that she got railed wheelbarrow style by J.R. Rotem weren’t humiliating enough for one 24-hour period, Britney now finds herself the subject of a worthless, way-too-much-time-on-her-hands Candy Spelling tirade.
One in which, ironically, the shriveled snob rips the pop star’s crotch shots and nipple slip tendencies, then goes on to - really - criticize Britney Spears’ “sorry grabs for attention.”
** ring ** Hello Kettle Hi! What’s up. This is the pot calling. You’re black!
She also references Britney’s wigs, which makes us wonder if Candy has read much celebrity gossip of late. Her wigs were sooo two months ago. Trashy bleach blonde hair extensions are her signature look these days. Stay on your medication, lady.
Anyway, here’s Candy Spelling’s letter to Britney Spears, via TMZ …
Dear Britney Spears:
You made me do it. I didn’t plan to write another letter. I took two weeks off from TMZ because I didn’t feel strongly about what anyone was doing - or couldn’t decide which side to believe.
You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time
[Date: 16-Jun-07 ]
