Here’s a random Lohan pic:

It’s hard to find a pic these days where she actually look nice.

Here’s a random Lohan pic:

It’s hard to find a pic these days where she actually look nice.

The perplexing Rumer Willis, the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is remaining by pal Lindsay Lohan’s side as the troubled star deals with rehab and DUI charges.

“I haven’t talked to her, but I wish her the best,” Rumer Willis, 18, told People at Thursday’s BlackBerry Curve launch party in L.A.

“I think there a lot of people that are supporting her. It’s been kind of a crazy week, figuring it out, and figuring out a better way to be.”

Lindsay Lohan was arrested for DUI after her Mercedes crashed in Beverly Hills around 5:30 Saturday morning. Police said they found a substance they believed to be cocaine in her car.

Lindsay Lohan checked into rehab on Monday.

Rumer Willis, who has been photographed around L.A. with Lohan, says the struggling actress’s age, 20, should be taken into consideration.

“I think it’s definitely hard growing up in L.A. with all of the things that you have to deal with, and being so young,” Willis said. “I think sometimes people don’t realize the amount of pressure that can come.”

So she’s saying the pressure is so great that a star must often exhibit ridiculous, illegal behavior. Or at least the kind of thing seen in these Rumer Willis photos.

Rumer Willis had nothing to say one way or the other about Calum Best, but she also approves of another important person in Lohan’s life.

No, not Dina Lohan. DJ Samantha Ronson, who was photographed last weekend driving an apparently passed out drunk Lohan - and who has also been named by Lohan’s father, Michael, as a bad influence.

“She’s great, she’s a really cool person,” Willis said of Ronson. “She doesn’t give a crap about what anybody else thinks about her, which I really respect.”

Rumer, we recommend you stick to hanging out with Hayden Panettiere. Not only because she’s hot, but because she appears to have her head on straight.

 [Date: 02-Jun-07 ]

Not even a week and Lindsay Lohan has been spotted out of rehab. It’s not like she’s off shopping or getting her hair done though, the girl was going to a local gym. The thing is, there’s a gym at the luxury rehab where she’s staying. Couldn’t she have used the gym there or hired an instructor to come visit her

Lohan took a 45 minute session at a nearby gym on Wednesday and was seen trying to hide under her hoodie when photographers took her picture. According to insiders she has to show she’s serious in rehab in order to hold onto her role in Poor Things with Rosario Dawson and Shirley Maclaine. She is said to be too risky for most projects, and is off the “short list” of actresses considered for upcoming films. Because of Lohan’s history, she is expected to be required to cover her own insurance for any upcoming roles.

Isn’t it a bit arrogant of her to be taking a trip outside of rehab to go to the gym It’s not like it’s our business, but she should probably wait a while. She was only in two days before she had her first field trip. Let’s see how seriously she takes this latest stay. She was out all the time during her last stint at Wonderland rehab, and we know how well that worked out for her.

The NY Times has an interesting article about how luxurious drug rehab facilites are the new spas for celebrities. Where rehab used to be kept secret by drug-addicted stars, they’ve now become a right of passage and a getaway.

Thanks to INFDaily for the pictures and story.

 [Date: 01-Jun-07 ]

We can’t wait to see how Dina Lohan tells the public how “misunderstood” daughter is for this one:

Lindsay Lohan was arrested and cited for driving under the influence in Los Angeles in the early hours of Saturday morning, say police, who also found a substance tentatively identified as “a usable amount of cocaine” in connection with the accident.

Reportedly, the slutty actress and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 a.m.

After the crash, police say the playmate of Calum Best got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.”

Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt, but did not elaborate on the hilarious irony that Lohan apparently injured here large breasts in the irresponsible incident.

The cops learned of the accident when they received a 911 call at 5:30 a.m. There was also a witness on the scene, but police don’t know if the same person called 911. By the time authorities responded, three minutes after the call, Lohan, her companions and the car were gone from the scene.

Lohan was later located by police at the Century City Hospital. Her car was found at a nearby condo complex and towed at 6:30 a.m. Police won’t say how they know that the actress was driving, but say they’re “confident” that she was. The Hollywood Gossip surmises that maybe there were Firecrotch stains on the driver’s seat.

The actress was charged with only a misdemeanor for now.

She stars in the upcoming movie I Know Who Killed Me and was spotted out at the Hollywood hotspot Les Deux - the spot of an alleged Britney Spears/Ryan Phillippe hook-up - before the crash. She arrived around 11:15 p.m. with a group of friends, and was seen dancing and smoking.

Also at the club were singer James Blunt and Paris Hilton, who was recently ordered to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. Hilton was charged with a DUI in September 2006.

Lonnie Moore, co-owner of Les Deux, said: “A lot of celebrities come [to the restaurant] for dinner or drinks. Because it is a restaurant, open five nights a week, there is no age limit for our patrons. We welcome Lindsay and her friends whenever they would like to come to Les Deux.”

Don’t you see, readers Because the establishment is often open, no way it can ID its patrons. Can you imagine if supermarkets used this logic First graders would be buying beer left and right.

In the end, though, we thank Lohan. On a slow holiday weekend for celebrity gossip, this piece of news is far more exciting than the tidbit that a nude Eva Mendes needs a drink to film a sex scene.

(Hey, Eva, you can buy that drink at Les Deux. So can your six-year old cousin if he wants.)

 [Date: 27-May-07 ]

Remember when I said that Lohan was about due to be arrested for DUI I swear I said it just last week after hearing Lauren Hastings talk about how Lohan emptied her closet and then called her delusional when she asked where all her clothes and purses went:

If Lohan isn’t going to face the consequences for stealing, maybe she’ll be the next one of the do-nothing crowd to get nailed for DUI. She certainly seems to drive drunk enough.

Lohan was arrested for DUI at about 5:30 in the morning Saturday and cops mentioned in a press conference that there was a “useable amount” of cocaine found. (Most likely in her car, although they would not specify.) She was driving two other people in her Mercedes convertible when she careened into a tree on the side of the road in Beverly Hills. She left the scene after asking for help from a security guard at one of the nearby mansions and was driven to a hospital, where she was treated for some sort of injury to her chest. Her two friends were not hurt. Then cops came to tow her car away and apparently found cocaine in it. They went to the hospital and arrested Lohan for her long-overdue DUI charge:

Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt.

Officers received a 911 call about the accident and “tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest” for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

The best accounts of Lohan’s eventful evening come from the paparazzi’s blogs at Splash News and X17.

Here’s a recap of what happened to lead up to the accident, primarily from Splash but with some details from X17:

• Lohan was out at La Deux nightclub with friends Friday night
• She left to go to a house party in the Hollywood Hills from around 2:30 to 4:30 a.m.
• When she left the house party, she seemed drunk-looking and pissed off. She was in a chauffer-driven SUV and jumped out of the car yelling “F*** you guys!” and ran down the street.
• Another car driven by a “male friend” that was following her then picked her up.
• She went to the Mondrian Hotel on the Sunset Strip and was begging the clerk for a room. (X17 says she went to the Sky Bar there, while Splash has her pleading for a place to crash)
• When she was told there were absolutely no suites at any cost, she asked them to book her a room at another hotel, and then stormed out to return to her condo.
• Samantha Ronson, one of Lohan’s rumored lovers, came out of the building, with Lohan following her and trying to get her to stay.
• Then Lohan jumped in her car and drove it out of the front gate, and asked Samantha to get in.
• Ronson refused to get into the car at first, but finally gave in and sat on someone’s lap.
• Lohan drove west along Sunset Boulevard, lost control of her car and hit a tree on the side of the road.

Here are the details of the scene of the accident:

The crash took place in a plush area of Beverly Hills - just around the corner from Tom Cruise’s house and the new Beckham home.
An eyewitness said: “The front side of Linsay’s car had struck a palm tree on the corner of the street.
“The bumper, headlight and hood were completely smashed - it looked a real mess.
“Lindsay got out of the car straight away and ran to a nearby house. She seemed to be speaking to a security guard.
“Her driver then came along and moved the wrecked car out of the way before taking Lindsay home.”
Today, a spokesman for Beverly Hills Police confirmed that Lohan had been arrested for DUI.
“She was arrested for DUI this morning,” the spokesman said.
“She had been involved in a single vehicle traffic accident.
“Following the accident she was taken to a local hospital, where she received treatment for minor injuries.
“Investigating officers at the hospital placed her under arrest. She was then given a citation and a court date.”

[From Splash News]

Lohan was previously said to have feared a DUI arrest after she hit a paparrazo with her car in NY City on March 13 and promptly left the scene to go out to various clubs. Police never gave her a breathalyzer or brought her in that night, and just asked her some questions while she was out about what happened. The photographer is predictably suing her, although it’s unclear if he suffered more injuries than a bruised knee.

Lohan was involved in three car accidents in 2005, only one of which, a minor fender bender, was ruled her fault. In the other two instances a paparrazo hit her car, and she struck a van head on after it made an illegal u-turn.

There were different drivers and perhaps more sober friends around that night before Lindsay put her life and her friends’ lives at risk by driving wasted. She may have been headed to another hotel that was arranged for her by the staff at the Mondrian, or she may have been going to a friend’s house or something. She was driving upset, tired, and probably drunk. This is a clear case of someone who never should have been behind the wheel.

Will Lindsay finally clean up after this scandal Is she the next drunk-driving young celebrity headed to jail Remember Nicole Richie still faces time in the slammer, a mandatory 5 days, if convicted of her second DUI.

Maybe Lindsay, Nicole and Paris will all be spending some much-needed down time in that special needs housing unit in the LA County Regional Detention Center. They won’t be there together, though. Justice isn’t quick enough for that kind of coincidence.

These are random pictures of Lohan driving and are not pictures from the night in question. Pictures from Flynet and The Bosh.

 [Date: 27-May-07 ]

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have more than a few things in common.

To make a few, they both enjoy partying a lot, dominating celebrity gossip blogs, and sleeping with lots and lots and lots and lots of men.

But it looks like the Crotch of Fire won’t be joining the whore-able heiress in the slammer after prosecutors determined Lohan will not face felony grand theft charges over allegations that she walked away with a woman’s clothes. [Insert your own punchline]

The district attorney’s office said it had insufficient evidence to file charges on May 9, spokeswoman Jane Robison said Thursday.

The case stems from allegations by a woman who alleged that Lohan stole a shirt and other clothing after visiting a woman’s apartment while she was away for a few days.

According to the case-rejection notice, a housesitter invited her to the residence and told authorities that she had given Lindsay Lohan some clothing.

THG NOTE: Someone’s gotta tell these stars, such as Lindsay and Mary-Kate Olsen, that the whole lumberjack look is not “in” and never was.

Well, there you go. Funny as it would be for LL to get locked up, the plus side is that we won’t have to talk about Spencer Pratt launching a “Free Lindsay” campaign.

After they were spotted (along with Lindsay’s nipple) on a romantic jaunt to the Bahamas last weekend, the pair hit up the New York restaurant Dos Caminos Wednesday, giggling and being affectionate, sharing guacamole and drinking Diet Coke.

Tuesday night, Lohan and her Best man hit the hotspot Stereo to watch her ex, Jamie Burke (now linked to Sienna Miller) perform with his band Bloody Social. After the performance, the three of them hung out in the club.

Still, a Lohan source said the Bahamas trip that it wasn’t necessarily the start of something serious with Calum Best.

Almost as shocking as Britney Spears clubbing after getting out of rehab. Guess you can’t teach a 20-year-old dog new tricks.

Maybe Lindsay Lohan ran into her dad, who found Jesus in jail and had some sort of divine help to secure his early release for multple charges including assault and DUI. Lindsay was seen with a religious book in her car outside paparazzi target restaurant The Ivy. Lohan’s dad was released from jail on March 13th, and she reportedly went to great lengths to ensure he didn’t show up at a party she was guest DJing at last Thursday. Lohan coped with the stress with a little help from Grey Goose in a Voss water bottle.

Lohan’s dad wrote her at least two public letters from jail urging her to turn her life over to God for His help conquering her demons. From a curious drawing he penned from prison and sent to the NY Daily News, he seems to see her as some sort of victim of fame and its minions.

So perhaps Michael Lohan gave Lindsay that biblical book, titled “God’s Promises,” or maybe she popped into an AA meeting and got it from a fellow attendee. One of the tenets of AA are the “Promises” from the Big Book, which aren’t exactly God’s promises, but could be related enough to explain how they might end up in Lohan’s car.

Nice to see Lohan’s gilded handcuff are still hanging from her rearview mirror.

Lohan’s mom Dina was dropped from a scheduled Thursday morning appearance on The View. Producers decided that she wasn’t suitable for the show after Rosie read excerpts from her Bazaar interview on the air and rightfully dissed her. Dina painted herself as a friend who parties with her daughter, and said she was “living the American dream.”

Pictures from FlynetOnline.

 [Date: 22-Mar-07 ]

Lindsay Lohan had the uncharacteristically smart foresight to snag her extracted faulty appendix from the hospital before it ended up on eBay. She took it home in a jar and threw it into the freezer for safekeeping.

Word is that Kimbo Stewart told her she should auction off the thing herself for charity.

Terrified that her recently-removed appendix might fall into weird hands and be auctioned off on eBay, Lindsay Lohan ordered the hospital to preserve her priceless part, then took it home, popped it into a canning jar - and froze it solid! Now here’s the twist: Lindsay’s pal Kimberly Steward is urging her to raise money for charity by auctioning off her appendix herself!

[From National Enquirer print edition, Mike Walker’s column, January 29, 2007]

William Shatner’s kidney stone went for $25,000 to GoldenPalace.com, so Kimberly has a good idea. Lindsay hasn’t done much else for charity and this would get her name in the papers for something positive.

I didn’t really think these two were friends, especially since Kimberly was said to hook up with Lohan’s ex, Harry Morton, this December. Lohan and Kimberly were both seen partying in Miami around the new year at the same club, but there are no pictures of them together. They both have liver problems, though, and may have bonded over a medical conversation.

Lohan left rehab briefly this weekend for a follow-up visit to the doctor. She was seen stopping for a snack at a convenience store. And that is what passes for news on this blog.

Header picture is of Kimberly in early December. Taken by Celebrity Puke.

 [Date: 22-Jan-07 ]

V for Victory V for Vendetta Or V for Very Drunk

What is Lindsay Lohan signing in this pic We’re not sure. Regardless, the celebrity sleuths at TMZ obtained this stark image of Lohan - taken the very day she checked into rehab.

The picture was taken on Wednesday morning at Envie Beverly Hills, a swanky new boutique. Lohan was being fitted in Retribution clothing, which she’s wearing below:

Sources say Lindsay, who’s been linked recently to Joe Francis, and who has been battling liver problems, actually went to the rehab facility the night before, but it’s unclear if she checked in at that time.

What is clear is that the party-hopping hopped-up harlot known simply as Firecrotch was on a shopping spree the next day, before going back to the detox facility.

What’s also clear is that her mom, Dina Lohan, is a loon, and in this pic, Lindsay looks like she’s hopped up on a cocktail full of sedatives and barbituates.

Lindsay Lohan was trying on the clothing for a scheduled event that evening. She was supposed to co-host a party celebrating the Retribution launch at Kitson Men, but we’re told she never made it to the party. Stunning.

 [Date: 19-Jan-07 ]