Finally, a picture of Lindsay from her pre-partying days. The girl isn’t even old enough to legally drink, but that hasn’t stopped her recently.

Thanks to People magazine for collecting the following …

“I have bruises all over. That’s why I haven’t worn shorts.”
- Lindsay Lohan, on her recent pole-dancing lessons

“It’s more relaxing there. You can go to a coffee shop in your sweatpants and no one cares. Though everyone in my hometown thinks Hollywood is so small. They think I live next door to J.Lo and hang out with Leonardo DiCaprio.”
- Maxim’s January cover girl, Lacey Chabert, on coming home to Mississippi

“You have to be unwavering in your convictions that you’re doing something good, because there are a lot of circling vultures that will eat you alive.”
- CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric, telling Esquire that she feels some people are rooting for her to fail in her new job

“There’s a good chance that I’ll do something like that again … Not on purpose.”
- Rosie O’Donnell, apologizing for offensive comments on The View that outraged the Asian-American community

“It’s the first time I’ve ever felt bad that somebody didn’t win. It was so evenly matched.”
- Jeff Probst, on his feelings about the Survivor finale and winner Yul Kwon

“Have you folks seen the new Mel Gibson movie, Apolcalypto Well, it’s apparently - the whole movie is in ancient Mayan, and I’m thinking to myself, ‘If I want to see a movie that’s incomprehensible in language, well, I’ll just go see Rocky Balboa.’ ”
- David Letterman
“I’ve only known her for, like, seven days, but I have a connection with her that’s like nothing else I’ve ever experienced.”
- Aaron Carter, on his girlfriend, singer Kaci Brown

“I’m still nursing, and I think it gives you superhuman powers.”

- Gwen Stefani on her energy level since giving birth to her son Kingston in May

“I’m going to the show if I can waddle out of the house. I don’t know what kind of tent they are going to put me in. I’m thinking black or navy. It’s not going to be a high-fashion year for me. And I’m thinking barefoot. I deserve it.”
- Pregnant Golden Globe nominee Marcia Cross, on her preparations for the ceremony

 [Date: 20-Dec-06 ]

Yep, she still is one!

But, seriously, folks. The Hollywood Gossip staff has been very concerned about Lindsay Lohan ever since she cut down on drinking. Would the partying promiscuous princess ever be the same

Reports about the arch rival of Lindsay Ratowsky are unclear at the moment, but it looks to us like all the water Lohan is imbibing in lieu of alcohol is making at least one body part of hers awfully bloated.

Just look at that left breast.

It might spring a leak later in the evening if one of the six random dudes Lindsay takes home squeezes too hard. Tara Reid can at least offer some advice if that tragedy takes place.

After all, Dina Lohan will be passed out on the floor by then. And Ali Lohan will be fighting off the advances of older actors.

That’s just how the Lohan clan rolls.

 [Date: 15-Dec-06 ]

Yep, she still is one!

But, seriously, folks. The Hollywood Gossip staff has been very concerned about Lindsay Lohan ever since she cut down on drinking. Would the partying promiscuous princess ever be the same

Reports about the arch rival of Lindsay Ratowsky are unclear at the moment, but it looks to us like all the water Lohan is imbibing in lieu of alcohol is making at least one body part of hers awfully bloated.

Just look at that left breast.

It might spring a leak later in the evening if one of the six random dudes Lindsay takes home squeezes too hard. Tara Reid can at least offer some advice if that tragedy takes place.

After all, Dina Lohan will be passed out on the floor by then. And Ali Lohan will be fighting off the advances of older actors.

That’s just how the Lohan clan rolls.

 [Date: 16-Dec-06 ]

Lindsay Lohan showed just how much the drugs have affected her brain by firing off a rambling e-mail to her lawyers and friends that was promptly forwarded to media outlets. She surely intended it that way, but if she wants to get out this message that she can serve as a role model and help change the world and all, (if that is the message, since I didn’t get the point) couldn’t she put in some line breaks and use a spell checker

I’m getting ahead of myself, though, because Lohan is begging for help and advice in this stream of consciousness e-mail but doesn’t seem to be at the point where she’s able to accept it. She has a few vague bad ideas of how to go about making people love her, but she’s really just letting everyone know that she and her overinflated ego are out of control:

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
[Note from Celebitchy: that’s the longest subject I’ve ever seen]

Body:
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I’m willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to ‘these people’ trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I’ve gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I’ve lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask. So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree Because I’m doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Thanks to Gawker for that entire dense e-mail, which I’ve read a few times and still can’t wrap my brain around. That subject line is very long. I don’t have a Blackberry, but is that how they work Do people routinely just use the subject line for the whole message

So Lindsay is asking for help from higher-up, and that’s what she’s learning in AA and all. She also says that she wants assistance writing some letter to the press or something about how great she is, but she’s doing it already in this message. She’s incredibly narcissistic and seems to think that everyone is out to get her. She’s blaming “LR” for leaking stories to the press, and LR is said to be the assistant who left her to work for Jessica Biel. She’s obviously using this girl as a scapegoat for her negative image.

Lohan - if you want help, I’ll give it to you, thanks for asking: If you’re so fucking concerned about education go to college. Preferably somewhere in the Midwest where drugs are hard to find. Maybe if you stop going out every night you won’t have to worry about all the tabloids reporting lies about you or whatever it is this e-mail is about.

It’s good that you’re asking for help, though, that’s something. I look forward to an e-mail where you make a fearless moral inventory and apologize to us all for wasting our time.

Lindsay is shown out to lunch with her mom and sister at Orso on 12/4. Thanks to Linds-Lo.com and Splash News for these pictures.

 [Date: 07-Dec-06 ]

Lindsay Lohan showed just how much the drugs have affected her brain by firing off a rambling e-mail to her lawyers and friends that was promptly forwarded to media outlets. She surely intended it that way, but if she wants to get out this message that she can serve as a role model and help change the world and all, (if that is the message, since I didn’t get the point) couldn’t she put in some line breaks and use a spell checker

I’m getting ahead of myself, though, because Lohan is begging for help and advice in this stream of consciousness e-mail but doesn’t seem to be at the point where she’s able to accept it. She has a few vague bad ideas of how to go about making people love her, but she’s really just letting everyone know that she and her overinflated ego are out of control:

Subject: The way of the future-Howard Hughes once said. I am willing to release a politically/morally correct, fully adequite letter to the press if any of you are willing to help. Simply to state my oppinions on how our society should be educated on for the better of our country. Our people. Also because I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me. Which we all know and can obviously see. People are just mean. I am going to proceed with putting LR to court if need be for what she’s done to me. Its my life. I want to live it. People cannot lie and think that it is okay to continue on having done so. Simply because they will do it again to someone else, and that is not alright with me. I have had many ups and downs, as do we all.
[Note from Celebitchy: that’s the longest subject I’ve ever seen]

Body:
But to make false accusations to one girl is unjust in my oppinion. Having said this, I am willing to do anything I need to get my life the way it should be and the way I work for it to be.. And have thus far in my career. Let’s sue the tabloids for saying the things they say. Defamation of character. Amongst other illegal accusations, I will repeat this over and over to make my point. I am not fully aware of what these, again, accusations are, but I am fully and eagerly prepared to learn them. Have harvey and all lawyers help me please. If he is willing. Al Gore will help me he came up to me last night and said he would be very happy to have a conversation with me. If he is willing to help me, let’s find out. Hilary Clinton, Bill Clinton, and Evan metroplis, and John Daur who works with them would be willing, if we just ask. If we just ASK. I’d really like to fix things and refuse to stop on any account for these unintelligent, vulgar people who like to hurt other people. Not just me, but everyone. I’m willing to hold a press conference and I will do anything necessary to do so. In putting an end to ‘these people’ trying to put an end to me and belittle me as well as try to be the demise of me after all I’ve gone through and done at such a young and tender age in a womans life. Its enough already, I’ve had enough and I am going to be the one to make a change. For all of my fellow actors, friends, people I admire and for those I’ve lost in the recent days, years, months. I do believe the focus in the world has misplaced and directed in the wrong directions and I am willing to be the one to help change that and use my celebrity status to move the focalpoint /(s) of the press to the real issues that we have going on as we speak. Anyone that is willing to help and has a family member or friend, even co-worker that is in a position to be involved in any way, shape or form, please contact me, Jenni Muro, Leslie Sloane, Michael Heller, Jason Sloane, Jason Weinberg as soon as you can or are willing. Just ask them, it doesn’t hurt to ask. So let’s start now, rather than waste time. Do you agree Because I’m doing it either way. The way of the future. Thank you for your time. Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan Sent wirelessly via BlackBerry from T-Mobile.

Thanks to Gawker for that entire dense e-mail, which I’ve read a few times and still can’t wrap my brain around. That subject line is very long. I don’t have a Blackberry, but is that how they work Do people routinely just use the subject line for the whole message

So Lindsay is asking for help from higher-up, and that’s what she’s learning in AA and all. She also says that she wants assistance writing some letter to the press or something about how great she is, but she’s doing it already in this message. She’s incredibly narcissistic and seems to think that everyone is out to get her. She’s blaming “LR” for leaking stories to the press, and LR is said to be the assistant who left her to work for Jessica Biel. She’s obviously using this girl as a scapegoat for her negative image.

Lohan - if you want help, I’ll give it to you, thanks for asking: If you’re so fucking concerned about education go to college. Preferably somewhere in the Midwest where drugs are hard to find. Maybe if you stop going out every night you won’t have to worry about all the tabloids reporting lies about you or whatever it is this e-mail is about.

It’s good that you’re asking for help, though, that’s something. I look forward to an e-mail where you make a fearless moral inventory and apologize to us all for wasting our time.

Lindsay is shown out to lunch with her mom and sister at Orso on 12/4. Thanks to Linds-Lo.com and Splash News for these pictures.

 [Date: 08-Dec-06 ]

Lindsay Lohan needs a drink after the GQ Men of the Year party. Oops, should we not say that anymore

A source at the shindig in LA said that the 20-year-old actress “flipped out” when she saw her former assistant at the party with her new boss, Jessica Biel.

“If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn’t belong in here!” Lindsay reportedly screamed.

Biel’s new boyfriend, Derek Jeter, may or may not have bashed Lohan’s head in with a baseball bat, but her rants were pretty much ignored by everyone at the party.

Almost everyone else.

Apparently, Will Ferrell, was overheard telling Ben Affleck, Leonardo DiCaprio and former Vice President Al Gore, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway”

Yes, Al Gore. There’s no word on how Barack Obama feels about Lohan, however.

Meanwhile, Firecrotch’s rep insists this incident “does not sound like Lindsay.” Right. And being Asian doesn’t sound like Suri Cruise.

 [Date: 02-Dec-06 ]

Wow, Lohan isn’t defensive or anything in this appearance on The Tonight Show from November 11th. I remember reading about it at Gossip Rocks, but I didn’t find it on YouTube until yesterday.

Submitter Olivia720 at Gossip Rocks says:

Dayum! I’m just watching Leno right now and Lohan is on, promoting “Bobby”. She looks great, her hair looks really nice and she’s got a nice white dress on. Still has that goofy bandaged wrist.

So anyway, she’s really defensive and pissy and it made for a rather uncomfortable interview. She freaks out at Jay using the term “partying”.

“Oooh I hate that word!”

She looks like she’s at her wit’s end about people asking her about this. She looks seriously pissed when Jay makes a joke about Nicole Ritchie passing out from eating half a pea. Then she says something like “would you rather have her here to talk to” MMMkay.

Here’s the video. Any shred of pity I had for Lohan for needing to go to AA disappears when watching her vain, defensive interview. Jay is not that great at keeping the interview friendly, but she should have played it off and tried to establish a rapport with him:

British rag The Sun is reporting that Lindsay owns 5,000 pairs of shoes. Remember on “Sex and The City” when Carrie was too broke to buy a condo and Carrie schooled her about how she had spent enough on shoes for a downpayment on a house Lohan doesn’t own a house and just moved into a condo with pissed off neighbors. Maybe if she wasn’t so fond of shopping she would have a mansion. That would require settling down a little, so money probably isn’t the issue.

The header picture is of Linds at the GQ Men of the Year awards. She seems to have laid off the cutting as she’s not wearing a wrist bandage any more. I wonder if she talked to former VP Al Gore. I heard he was there and I would have been making a beeline for him, if only to get to Leo.

 [Date: 01-Dec-06 ]

Lindsay Lohan was sporting some scary looking Halloween digs:

If you can identify her costume, leave comment!!

Lindsay Lohan spent 20 long minutes monopolizing the bathroom at Hollywood club Les Deux, pissing off all the women waiting in the growing line outside. When she finally emerged she wanted to know who yelled expletives at her, and she shot back at them without apologizing:”I saw Lindsay walk in …

 [Date: 01-Jan-70 ]