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From the Sketchbook of Paris Hilton Links

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

9

Nov

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Pretty on the Outside
- From the Sketchbook of Paris Hilton [Pretty on the Outside]
- The uninteresting blob of flesh [Gallery of the Absurd]
- Plenty of evidence that Paris Hilton does drugs [CityRag]
- Paris is moving to Malibu for the summer. That graffiti on her front entrance must have driven her away. [Socialite’s Life]
- Daisy Fuentes bikini pictures (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
- Posh spent half a million on a machine that catalogues your clothes and also shows you how you look from the back. I swear the Beckhams are going to go broke soon [DListed]
- Nicole Richie says she’s not anorexic or a good role model [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Ratatouille is quite a good film [Pajiba]
- The Kim Kardashian over-exposure campaign continues [Bastardly]
- Kim Kardashian gained weight [The Skinny Website]
- Lindsay Lohan had cocaine in her system when she crashed her car [ICYDK]
- Really expensive nipple stimulators, but they also come with lip plumper [Make Her Up]
- Alicia Silverstone has bad skin [IDLYITW]
- John Stamos: Drunk, High or Jetlagged [Evil Beet]
- Eva Mendes banned her dad from watching her sex scene [The Blemish]
- David Duchovny why don’t you love me Because you’re into nuns and married women. Hey, I qualify. [Agent Bedhead]
- Buy Paris Hilton’s trash [Hollywood Rag]
- Heidi Klum and Seal share a kiss while their kids are minded by three different nannies [Crazy Days and Nights]
- Coco and Ice T are going to get their own reality show soon [Bossip]
- Britney Spears is busting out all over [Celebslam]
- Britney Spears is scared to perform live [PopSugar]
- Oprah to open a store in Chicago because there’s not enough crap with her name on it [Gabsmash]
- When dumb people do stupid stunts [Seriously OMG! WTF]
- Britanny Murphy thinks someone kidnapped her con man boyfriend when he was actually in jail [Derek Hail]
- Brooke Burke in a pink bikini [The Grumpiest]
- Benecio Del Toro, mountain man [CelebWarship]
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 [Date: 28-Jun-07 ]

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The blow-by-blow of the Paris Hilton Larry King Interview

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

8

Nov


Paris and her flat affect were on Larry King Live last night. I watched the whole damn thing on YouTube (linked below and available in several parts thanks to user mangoface) and was struck by how fake she was most of the time. She smiles and looks sort of scared and stuff, but overall she came off as bored and uninspired, with one exception that I’ll cover in another post. Even when she was describing emotion-filled moments like how she was elated to get out out of jail or had nightmares that people would break into her cell and harm her at night she kept the same even cadence to her voice like she was talking about a shopping trip.

Here’s most of what was said in the interview. I tried to make it conversational, but it’s like a live blog and it’s obvious that I typed it in when I was watching it:

Paris explained that the illness that got her out of jail for that home spray tanning session was claustrophobia, which she has suffered from her entire life. She said she had severe panic and anxiety attacks and wasn’t sleeping or eating, and that she had already served more time at that point than most people with similar infractions.

Paris said she was told she didn’t have to go back to court before she was hauled in again after being put on house arrest. She said it was terrifying. When Larry King asked her how she coped with the claustrophobia once she was back in she said she meditated, wrote, and read letters. She would close her eyes and imagine she was somewhere else, she said. She also used positive self talk to get through the days.

Paris said she went to the MTV Movie Awards before checking into jail so that she could avoid the whole media circus that was surrounding her house.

Larry King asks Paris what her problems are in life, and if she blames anyone for what has happened to her. She gives a really decent undoubtedly practiced answer that “I think in life, everyone makes mistakes, and we have to learn and grow from them. I’ve been immature in the past and made some wrong choices, but I’ve learned from them and I think that makes me the person I am today.”

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Larry asks her about her friends and getting rid of them, and she says “I don’t want people who are not going to be beneficial in my life… and I cut a lot of people out.” She won’t name names, and says “I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings, but they know who they are are.”

Paris read segments from her prison diary, which we’ll cover in a separate post shortly. The interview actually changed at that point, and a touch of the genuine person beneath all that makeup and plastic surgery came out. She actually got to me at that point, but after the next commercial break the mask was back on and she was back to her regular self.

Paris said that she’s had ADD her entire life and has been on medication for that since she was young. She’s never been addicted to drugs, she says when asked, and denies ever taking drugs totally straight faced.

She claimed she’s not a big drinker, that all the stories are false about her doing drugs and partying. She said “that’s not the person that I am… it really baffles me sometimes.”

When Larry asks her if she hung around with people who did those things, she said yes. When asked if she was photographed with people who did those things, she was like “I don’t know.”

She says people make up stories about her, and there’s nothing she can do about it.

She said she likes to go out and dance and spend time with friends, but that she’s not a big partier and that a lot of people don’t know she’s a serious businesswoman. She says the biggest misconception about her is that she doesn’t work.

She said Nicole Richie is like a sister to her and she hopes she doesn’t have to go to jail.

When asked about Britney Spears, you can see that she’s trying not to smirk (it’s in Part 5 of the interview linked below, at 2:40 in)

“Um, she’s [Britney’s] a sweet girl. She’s a good mom, she loves her children. And again I think the media just likes to…

Larry: “They see her do things like go out in a car recklessly and not handle a child, they’re going to be concerned. Did she talk to you about that” [when she drove with SP on her lap]

“I’ve seen her with her kids, she loves her kids. I think it’s hard for anyone when you’re in the spotlight so much, it’s very overwhelming at such a young age. I feel like a lot of these girls who move out here at a young age are given too much too soon. I’m just lucky that I have my parents who love and support me.”

She says she’s handled the spotlight well, and that she considers herself normal. “I have a good heart. I’m a good person. I don’t think of myself as any different from anyone else.”

She says she doesn’t dislike the paparazzi and that they’re just trying to make a living.

When asked about Lindsay Lohan, she looks kind of cold and says “I wish the best for her.” Larry asks her if she knows her well and she says “I know her.” When asked if she has problems, she says “A lot of girls have problems.” She then says “I don’t have any friend in rehab” when Larry asks her about it, and lets out a little laugh.

She says she has a platform to bring exposure great causes instead of superficial things, and names kids, breast cancer, and multiple sclerosis as her causes.

She draws a blank when asked for her favorite bible passage and it’s kind of funny.

As for the new Paris Hilton and what the public will see she says “I’ve definitely matured and grown a lot from this experience. I’m 26 years old… and I have to just grow up and to be a more responsible role model… I want to be a good role model to these girls.”

Here are links to video segments of the interview, which the above article uses for reference:
Part 1 (may be incomplete)
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

Header image from Splash News.


Wright, The Detroit News, caglecartoons.com

 [Date: 28-Jun-07 ]

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Petra Nemcova has been seen dirty dancing with Paris Hilton ex-boyfriend

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

7

Nov

Petra Nemcova sexyPetra Nemcova has been seen dirty dancing with Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend.

The model - who previously dated British singer James Blunt - was seen cavorting with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos at Hollywood’s Bungalow 8 nightclub.

An onlooker told the New York Post newspaper: “They were making out and she was grinding with him on the dance floor.

It was pretty gross. I mean, he used to sleep with Paris. Eww.”

Petra’s representative said: “I haven’t heard about this.”

Since the Czech beauty split from ‘You’re Beautiful’ singer Blunt, he has been linked to Lindsay Lohan, but she is now seeing Calum Best.

Blunt has also been on dates with Paris Hilton.

The singer recently filed an appeal at London’s High Court after royalty payments from his debut album were suspended.

US music producer Lukas Burton claims to have worked with Blunt on six of the tracks on ‘Back to Bedlam’ and has described the songs as being “crude”

and “laughable” in their original form.

Burton has now claimed he is entitled to a cut of the album’s proceeds and the Performing Rights Society has suspended all royalty payments. The LP has sold over 11 million copies worldwide.

The producer - who has also worked with Sir Paul McCartney and Dido - said:

“In an unproduced state Blunt’s music was crude, occasionally laughably direct and betrayed his relative lack of musicianship.”

Blunt, 33, and his record label EMI have now issued a writ against Burton at London’s High Court.

 [Date: 17-May-07 ]

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Paris Hiltons 500k car gets repossessed while shes in prison

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

7

Nov


Paris Hilton got a $500,000 SLR McLaren Mercedes Benz in the spring of last year. The doors flip up to open, and it’s such an exclusive car there are only 500 made a year. (Here are the specs on the car.) She seems to love that car and showed it off quite a bit when she first bought it.

It seems that either Paris’ people didn’t remember to pay her bills, or she neglected to keep up the payments while she went through her very public trouble. She forgot to make two monthly payments on the $400,000 loan, and the car was repossessed by the bank!

Star has learned that after Paris, 26, missed two car payments on the $400,000 loan… the repo man moved in. The car… is now in a Gardena, California, recovery lot. “When we learned it was Paris’, we were shocked,” says an insider. “She must have been so distracted with everything else, she forgot to pay her bills!”

[From Star Magazine print edition, July 2, 2007]

This is the same car in which she got a DUI, so maybe she doesn’t want the painful but ultra-stylish and high performance memories. It’s more likely that she just forgot all about it, just like she twice forgot that she wasn’t supposed to drive with a suspended license.

Paris gets out of jail tomorrow and I wonder if we’ll be seeing pictures of her at the impound lot bailing out her vehicle. She will appear on Larry King on Wednesday night.

Here are pictures of Paris with her car in April, 2006.

 [Date: 25-Jun-07 ]

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Jack Osbourne Has Sex with Paris Hilton

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

7

Nov

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In an interview by a British journalist, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne blabbed out that their son Jack has slept with Paris Hilton.
Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have revealed that their son Jack is one of many men to have slept with Paris Hilton. Osbourne was interviewed by British journalist Vic Newton.
Ozzy said: -Paris was always hanging around our house. I’m not sure if she was a friend of KELLY or AMY — which one was it, Sharon-.
Sharon looked at him bit sheepish and ungainly replied: -She was Jack’s, erm, friend.-.
At that moment, Ozzy`s jaw dropped as he looked at his wife: - He didn’t shag her, did he Well done, my son!-.

 [Date: 20-Jun-07 ]

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Paris Hilton Nude in Playboy The Offer is on the Table

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

7

Nov

Paris Hilton in Playboy From an uncomfortable Paris Hilton nude in the jail shower to an airbrushed Paris Hilton nude in the pages of Playboy

It could happen.

When Access Hollywood asked Hugh Hefner if he’d offer the most spoiled convict in California a chance to pose in his magazine, the Playboy owner responded quite simply: he already has.

“Well, that’s a standing offer,” Hef said, as he was flanked by Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson as the group promoted their show at the Monte Carlo Television Festival. “I think the problem quite frankly is mama. Mama doesn’t want her to pose.”

So another reason to hate Kathy Hilton, huh Like we needed any more.

Hefner was not asked about the breaking news that CW traffic reporter Jill Nicolini once posed for his publication, but he did state that Paris really has to get out more.”I think to some extent [Paris] lives in a celebrity bubble,” he said. “I don’t even think she was aware of the fact she was breaking the law. I think it’s sad.”

Hugh Hefner

We agree. But at least if Nicole Richie joins her pal in prison, we’ll be privy to the best season of The Simple Life ever!

 [Date: 20-Jun-07 ]

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Report: Age of Love Star Mark Philippoussis Slept With Paris Hilton, Anna Kournikova, Tara Reid, Others

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

7

Nov

If you thought Alex Rodriguez had cornered the market on handsome athletes who love to sleep around… you’re a moron. He’s far from the only “player” out there.

It turns out tennis star Mark Philippoussis, the focal point of the new NBC reality show Age of Love, used to be quite well known for his game… outside the painted lines.

Which is nice, because on the tennis court, the guy had a huge ass serve and little else. It’s good to see he could at least parlay that huge serve into some ass.

Mark P., affectionately known to some media in Australia (his native country) as simply The Poo, TMZ reports, had a dalliance a few years back with… wait for it…

Paris Hilton.

We would love to know how many hundred men have seen Paris Hilton’s pussy. The girl is 26. She’s seriously gotta doing one a week - and that’s just the amount we know of.

Mark PhilippoussisWhat Trash

What makes the case of Mark Philippoussis more interested than most is that he reportedly tapped that tainted tail while still in a relationship - one of several years - with Australian pop star Delta Goodrem, who was suffering from cancer at the time.

Paris Hilton reportedly showed pictures of Mark Philippoussis to the media, telling them she was “head over heels” for the big-serving underachiever.

For the record, Mark Philippoussis doesn’t know what all the racket is about (boo) and has denied hooking up with Paris Hilton multiple occasions.

Before that, though, Mark P. was reported to be trading more than tennis tips with another hot-looking-but-not-great player, Anna Kournikova.

The Poo’s coach, Pat Cash (no relation to Cash Warren) wrote in his autobiography that he had to beg his pupil not to go out with Anna Kournikova on the eve of a big match.

We’re not sure what the big deal is - Enrique Iglesias seems to do fine bedding her prior to concerts - but Mark clearly had other things on his mind during his time on tour.

Philippoussis has also been linked to Tara Reid and several other Aussie models, which should raise the following question in the minds of all those cougars and kittens all smitten with Mark on Age of Love - who the heck wants to play with used balls

They change them, like, every nine games on the pro tour. Think about it.

 [Date: 20-Jun-07 ]

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Recent Pot smoking photos mock Paris Hiltons good behavior pretense

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

6

Nov

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Paris Hilton may be trying to keep a squeaky clean image, but unfortunately for her, it just got a bit of a beating.

The Hilton hotel heiress was snapped smoking pot while backstage with pals at last month’s Coachella music festival in California, reports the Mirror.

Her antics are a far cry from the image she has been trying so hard to portray ever since a judge ruled that she would do 45-days in the slammer as punishment for violating her probation for driving under the influence.

While Paris has been hoping that an overcrowded Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood will mean that she won’t have to spend any time behind bars, Joe Arpaio, the man dubbed America’s toughest sheriff, has reportedly asked that the heiress be transferred to the Maricopa County jail which is under him.

Inmates at his jail are housed in actual military type tents and temperatures can easily hit 110 degrees Fahrenheit or 43 degrees Celsius and higher in June and July.

And, not only do inmates at the jail wear old time prison garb, including stripes, they are also made to work on chain gangs picking up trash on the side of the road in the blistering heat.

The Maricopa County Sheriff’s department has also revealed that the Los Angeles County Sheriff is considering the proposal of Hilton serving out her time at the Phoenix, Arizona facility.

If Paris doesn’t turn up at the Century Regional Detention Center in Lynwood on June 5, her jail term will increase to 90 days.

 [Date: 15-May-07 ]

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Paris Hilton Gets a Doctors Note from Her Psychiatrist

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

6

Nov

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Hotel heiress and socialite Paris Hilton’s psychiatrist has filed a declaration stating she is too distraught to participate in a civil trial brought against her by diamond heiress Zeta Graff.

TMZ.com reports, her shrink Dr. Charles Sophy claims that Hilton needs time to recover from her May 4th hearing during which she was sentenced 45 days of jail time for breaking probation.

Sophy stated Paris is, “emotionally distraught and traumatized[and] Cannot effectively respond to examination as a witness or provide any significant input into her defense.”

Graff filed the $10 million lawsuit in 2005 claiming slander and libel after Hilton told the New York Post that Graff once tried to snatch a necklace worth four-million dollars from Hilton’s neck at a London nightclub.

Hilton was to appear in court on May 21 but to avoid “[exacerbating] her current mental condition,” the judge has move trial to August 22nd.

 [Date: 15-May-07 ]

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Paris Hilton faces $10 mn slander and libel lawsuit

Posted By: TechniCool  Permalink in Paris Hilton

6

Nov

Paris Hilton nakedA 10-million-dollar slander and libel lawsuit against hotel heiress Paris Hilton is set to begin next week.

The suit was filed by European socialite Zeta Graff, who accuses Hilton of having published a false and damaging story about her in the New York Post in July 2005.

The story claimed that Graff once tried to snatch a necklace worth four-million dollars from Hilton’s neck at a London nightclub.

“Hilton, her spokesman and others acting on her behalf concocted a baseless story … fed it to the gossip columnists at the New York Post for immediate publication and then watched as media outlets picked up and republished the malicious falsehoods and outright fabrications to millions of people around the world,” the Hollywood Reporter quoted Graff as saying.

According to reports, Hilton does admit that the story was untrue, but denies having her hand in its publication.

Graff is said to have requested a jury trial that is expected to last eight to 10 days.

The juror selection in the case will start on Wednesday, and a status conference before Judge Linda Lefkowitz is set for Friday.

Hilton and Graff’s attorneys—Howard Weitzman and Bruce Broillet—have declined to comment on the case.

Last week, Hilton was ordered to serve 45 days in Los Angeles County jail for violating her probation for driving under the influence.

 [Date: 14-May-07 ]

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